Sparknotes

Hello, Sparklife. Yes, I am ready for Cute Guys.

So lately I've been reading SparkNotes alongside whatever novel I have going on. I did this in highschool because we always had plot quizzes and I have abominable reading comprehension. Even though the evil Ms. Thompson, who once accused classmate Alyssa and me of cheating on a vocab quiz, is no longer giving me reading quizzes, I still have no brains when it comes to knowing what's going on. I'll read a hearty novel--you know, spend a week or two on it, roll around in it, carefully connect its message to my Major Thoughts of that month*-- and will remember the color of the protagonist's jacket when he's at so-and-so's house, but who's so-and-so? What did they talk about? I don't know, man. Hard question.

This all fills me with such JOY and HOPE for a perfect score on my GRE verbal section! I'M AN ADULT! PLOTS! LITERATURE!

*This maybe implies that I have Major Thoughts of the Month. Not so, but I'd like to think I have at least Thoughts Each Month.