Note to Self

This photo has been edited for dramatization purposes.
This face has also been edited for dramatization purposes.

Just because
- You were super tan a month ago
- You feel fearless
- It's just an hour!

Don't
- Go review vocab by the pool
- With no sunscreen
- In mid-July
- For an hour

Because
- You will get burned as hell!
- You've been inside! For a month! Studying vocab!
- You fool!*

*Extra foolish: now there's a picture of me pulling my shirt down on the internet.**

**Like that's a first.***

*** No but seriously, I'm pretty sure that's a first.