- Don't really buy a lot of groceries. Face it, you're pretty Low Income, as they say. Buy a can of beans and a box of rice; you don't like those foods. Work with it!
- Step 2: Okay, buy some food. Guacamole and spinach makes a tasty fake salad. You don't know how to make that block of tofu go from tasting like cat food to tasting like people food, so don't worry about it!
- Go running until you destroy your left foot, but definitely take care to not complain about that, except to a four year old when he asks why you're limping.
- Go to the fair. Meet Santa Claus, and also have a funnel cake while watching the fireworks!
Guaranteed results after two weeks!
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