Can you beLIEVe it? My hair color is now my hair color. BACKSTORY, in 7th grade, I begged my mother for highlights in order to avoid looking like an adult and not a cherub. I received $100 in a Winnie-the-Pooh card and became a blonde. Twelve years and approximately The Cost of Supporting a Family of 4 later, I have decided this is maybe a silly way to define myself.
This is who I really am!
Oh, whoops. That's Taylor Swift looking richly dark blonde. My bad!
Now just you wait while I grow out all my body hair and transition to Fur Poncho Only.
you're still the prettiest thing i ever did see.
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